and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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