Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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