After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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