this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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