I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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