Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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