remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
