his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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