My hair reeks of homosexuality.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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