Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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