okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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