Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

people are starting to question the shark bite story

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife

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(301): View more from Maryland

Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed

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(224): View more from Illinois

They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.

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(810): View more from Michigan

I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine

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