ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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