Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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