brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
