I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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