That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have feelings that need drinking.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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