Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
pray to the hookup gods
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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