well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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