The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
