Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I have post one night stand depression
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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