if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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