are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
im calling her cock vulture from now on
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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