You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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