have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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