Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
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