We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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