I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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