I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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