i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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