She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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