hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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