we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Randomize
