Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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