I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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