She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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