Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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