If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I think my vagina is haunted
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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