This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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