No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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