have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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