yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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