we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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