tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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