Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
My vagina just clenched in fear
Randomize
