Yo dont text me then not text me
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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