seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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