Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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