just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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