So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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